Gripe No. 36: Random people’s dogs flirting with my discs

I don’t like dogs.

And I’m not shy about it.

The purpose of this blog isn’t to shock people – it’s not to get them angry or anything, either. Nevertheless, on occasion, as Green Splatter doesn’t shy away from opinion-sharing, it happens.

To date, however, the most furious reaction an article ever generated was this one. What was the edgy, in-your-face topic, you ask? It was a tongue-in-cheek opinion piece on the greater disc golf community’s (abnormal) obsession with Luke Humphries’ furry travel companion, Hogan.

I know, I know …

Hard-hitting stuff.

If THAT got your undies in a bundle, THIS probably will, too.

You’ve been warned.

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Here’s a basic rundown of the situation with which I’ve got beef:

  • I throw a disc at a park course.
  • A nearby dog runs away from his owner to investigate.
  • The dog then proceeds to sniff, lick or straight-up grab my disc with his teeth.

I’ll get over it …

It happens.

Here’s where my blood starts to boil …

Laughingly, the dog’s owner yells out something along the lines of, “No worries, man! She’s harmless!” I get that not everybody’s a disc golfer. Furthermore, there are people out there who are genuinely afraid of dogs. In my case, however, it’s not my safety I’m concerned about …

It’s the fact that my Star Destroyer is on the verge of becoming a chew toy. And the guy who’s responsible for this animal is more interested in me spending some one-on-one time with his dog than he is the well-being of my $20 frisbee. Never mind the fact that my previous lie is gonzo …

Dog mouths are gross.

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And while the slobber and teeth marks might help break it in faster, given the spray-and-pray style of my game in the woods, I don’t need any help in that department. Filled to the brim with battle-proven plastic, a bag of frisbees is one of a disc golfer’s most prized possessions.

Please, I beg of you …

Keep your dog away from it.

As mentioned in previous articles, I understand the appeal of dog-ownership – and support it, too. Because of this, I’m fine with dogs on disc golf courses. In all seriousness, if you can’t take a dog to the park, where can you take it? All I ask is that you keep it on a leash, respect other people’s stuff and recognize that not everybody’s as infatuated with the furball as you are …

That goes for my discs, too.

I don’t want to pet him; I don’t want to know his name; I don’t want a quick meet-and-greet.

I want to play disc golf.

Keep your dog at a distance.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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Lucas Miller

Lucas Miller is the founder and editor-in-chief of Green Splatter. When he’s not out tossing a Champion Rhyno in his native Utah, he’s watching true-crime documentaries with his wife, wrestling his twin boys and praying the Oklahoma City Thunder’s rebuild passes quickly.

9 thoughts on “Gripe No. 36: Random people’s dogs flirting with my discs”

  1. I have a dog that appreciates playing catch with frisbees, but she learned not to get them unless if I tell her she can. I taught her a couple obedience lessons after she got ahold of my beefiest Star Wraith.

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  2. Give me the dogs any day. I’ve logged well over a thousand rounds and I’ve never had a dog try to get my disc. I have however had children on multiple occasions pick up my disc and run away with it. And that’s not to mention the adults whom never call or text to return a lost disc that’s got my number written all over it. At least the dogs are cute and have some redeeming quality

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    • Woah, woah, woah …

      The children have redeeming qualities, as well.

      Let’s not be hasty, here … 😉

      (I have two children with a third on the way – haha)

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  3. Well that was aimed purely towards the adults who know better but don’t try to return your disc lol. At least with the dogs you always get them back although maybe a little damaged. Congrats on the new baby by the way

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  4. Hi,
    Love this gripe. 100% agree. Keep your dog on a leash. The exact experience described in this article happened to me just days ago at a public park in Chicago. (It’s illegal to have your dog off the leash in Chicago) The dog owner casually chased after his dog as it bee lined for my frisbees. “She’s a puppy,” he says. The dog owner tried to corral the dog. The dog turned it into a game, with me stuck standing there holding discs in the middle. The owner was half heartedly apologetic, but I had to tell the guy, “we won’t have a problem if you put the dog on a leash.” The owner picked up his dog and left shortly there after, but why am I the bad guy? Have some common sense and know when to put your dog on a leash. Not everyone is as in love with your dog as you are. I love dogs, but there are bad owners. It’s a simple solution.

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  5. I’ve experienced the exact same scenario multiple times with people’s children. How about keep your kids on a leash as well

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