Gripe No. 48: You don’t need a stool for a casual round of disc golf

I’d argue you don’t need a stool for ANY round of disc golf.

Unless, of course, you’ve got a physical impediment that requires one.

Today, however, I’m talking about stool usage specifically during casual play. Even during for-funsies rounds, you see these things everywhere. And for the life of me, I don’t get it.

Again, I’m not going to knee-jerk sign off on them with a single, sweeping statement, but I can wrap my head around using a stool during a tournament. On the Pro Tour, for example, it’s not uncommon for 45-minute backups to happen. And while I’ve never personally encountered something that drool-inducing, I suppose one could happen on the amateur circuit, as well.

DGPT: Nikko Locastro

Understandably, should you find yourself with the better part of an hour to kill during a tournament, you’ll want something on which to park your keister: a log, rock, seat-equipped cart or …

One of those tripod stools.

I’ve played countless casual rounds with dudes who swear by ‘em …

They’re vocal about it:

“The stool is a total back- and energy-saver – you gotta get one, man.”

The problem is that, without even a HINT of exaggeration …

Apart from keeping a bag off the ground when it’s raining, I’ve never seen a single human soul actually use a stool during casual play. Which would make sense, because, you know …

It’s casual.

I’d compare bringing a stool along with you for a casual round to packing a money belt for your first international trip. In theory, it’s a good idea, as you want to keep your money, tickets and passport safe from wandering hands. In practice, however, the belt makes zero sense …

DGPT: Kristin Tattar

You won’t use it.

With nothing on the line, when there’s a backup, keep your response chill:

  • Skip the hole entirely.
  • Join the group in front of you.
  • Ask (nicely) to play through, if possible.
  • If the wait’s atrocious, head to a different course.

Or, and here’s a game-changing idea

Stand for three minutes.

I get that disc golf is a different sport. And I’m all for embracing those differences. But if our ball-golf brethren can haul around 14 lightning rods strapped to their backs for six miles and change, during a casual, throwaway round, I have to think most disc golfers can do the same.

Save the stool for when it matters.

Leave it at home.

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Taylor Larsen

Taylor Larsen is a staff writer for Green Splatter. He uses disc golf to self-reflect, pondering questions like, "Where the heck did I throw that?" and "What happens if the disc lands on top of the basket?" He resides in Utah with his dog, Banks, who loves to chase frisbees of all sorts.

18 thoughts on “Gripe No. 48: You don’t need a stool for a casual round of disc golf”

    • Hahaha …

      That’s true.

      I suppose the poor ones don’t.

      (also, hoping this Dabo Swinney, but realizing it’s probably not)

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  1. “NEED” is the impact word, and here we go again, you preaching about the game “SHOULD” be.
    I “WANT” a stool, or place to rest on, without some Karen telling me not to.
    It’s fair to call me on rule violations during play, but don’t critize my bag, cart, stool, shoes, hat, glasses, etc. Your not our mom, more like a bratty baby sister, who think her opinion must be heard and valued.

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  2. Amen. Also, i have a theory. If you throw rollers off every tee… You probably carry a stool with you. What’s the none ball golf replacement for tee shot? We don’t use a tee!

    Gripe 49: dudes who only throw rollers. That’s not disc golf. That’s lawn bowling.

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  3. Stool Lee gives those with physical limitations the reason to complete most courses considering elevation, challenges and terrain not easily traversed, as is the case at one of the courses near me.
    Players mostly retired are experiencing a new approach in maintaining physical abilities, balance perception, mental well-being and social communication and the number ONE reason is cost.
    The average cost of entry level equipment is well under $100.00 dollars that would include four or five disc just like golf clubs, each has its specific use, carry bag and miscellaneous items… sunglasses,towel,sunscreen and hydration fluids.
    The option of a cart can vary in cost any where from a few hundred dollars to just under four hundred dollars each. My reason of choice between a carry bag/backpack/cart was a simple process of elimination and physical limitations when considering age… sitting, resting, replenishing hydration are key factors in keeping the joy of physical activity. Those that have made their activity “normal routine a couple of days weekly,” benefit greatly not only physically but mentally as well. It takes no special talent or physical gift just repetition in completing your personal challenge.
    Course etiquette is a must when considering those playing ahead or behind in keeping the flow minimizing delays.

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  4. I am done with the inane gripes about $hit. I am now blocking notifications for Green Splatter.
    I was called out as an idiot for using a cart and now ymthe attack continues with stools.
    All you guys do is b!tch about stuff .

    Carry on without me…:-)

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    • You’ll be missed, Tom!

      You’re be welcomed back into the fold with open arms if / when the time is right.

      Keep on huckin’, brotha!

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  5. Gatekeeping is part of the humor and culture here. Relax. It’s all in good fun. He said gripe. He didn’t call to ban stools.

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