Disc golfers: Don’t collect discs – throw them

I’m the proud owner of a first-run CE Eagle-L.

It’s not new, but when I acquired it two years ago, it definitely was – it’d never been thrown. Here’s the craziest part of the whole thing, though: Do you want to know what I paid for it?

Jack. Diddly. Squat.

Well, I guess that’s not entirely true …

Over the years, I’d purchased a number of discs from a guy on eBay. Not tons of discs, but enough that we struck up somewhat of a friendship. He’d spent years collecting discs and was ridding himself of clutter. With a new house, I was gung-ho on welcoming it into mine.

Anyway, one way or another, he revealed to me that he had a crisp, first-run CE Eagle-L in his possession – candy-apple red with fingerprints and everything. At the time, I didn’t throw Eagles, but I’d seen Gregg Barsby bag enough of ‘em to know that they didn’t suck.

DGPT: Paige Pierce

He asked me if I was interested in it. I told him I was, expecting him to hit me with an offer I couldn’t afford. Instead, he told me it’d make the trip with my latest purchasefree of charge.

There was ONE condition, though:

“I know its worth. I know what I could get for it. Promise to throw it, and she’s yours.”

Deal.

As you might’ve guessed, this wasn’t a hard decision to make. It was especially easy for me, however, as I’ve always believed in throwing the discs I get my hands on. Chalk that up to impatience with plastic, short-sightedness or crying during “Toy Story,” I use what I own.

It was nice to meet a like-minded disc golfer.

In spite of the terrifying number of backup discs I have (I’m not perfect) collecting dust in my basement, my frisbees largely live out their intended purpose: to hide, hit trees and, occasionally, on accident, find their way into a nearby basket – and for OBVIOUS reasons, as I see things:

Show some respect: Throw your discs, as “Steady” Ed Headrick intended.

And don’t even start in on that “investment” talk – I don’t want to hear it. Discs accrue value at a snail’s pace, if you’re lucky. Hang those SockiBomb Slammers on your wall for a decade or two. By the time you take ‘em down, the sale of one should fill your pickup truck with a tank of gas. 

There are WAY easier ways to make money, one of which isn’t blogging about disc golf: Take to a new trade, learn an exciting skill or dabble in Ponzi schemes like a man – the returns are there.

Alas, if the disc-collecting itch feels simply too strong not to scratch, remember: James Conrad still bags the lemon-yellow Electron Firm Envy that quickly popularized the term “Holy Shot.”

Dial it back, Warren Buffet: Frisbees were meant to fly.

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Lucas Miller

Lucas Miller is the founder and editor-in-chief of Green Splatter. When he’s not out tossing a Champion Rhyno in his native Utah, he’s watching true-crime documentaries with his wife, wrestling his twin boys and praying the Oklahoma City Thunder’s rebuild passes quickly.

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