Disc golf: Who’s ‘Bob’ on the card? (and why it sucks to be him)

Being Bob blows major chunks.

And this isn’t a shot at Robert Burridge

Or any other disc-golfing “Bob” out there, either.

Why is this, exactly?

As you’re likely aware, on a card, the order off the tee is determined by the scores carded on the previous hole. The lowest score throws first and so on and so forth – ties don’t change order.

Check it out:

  • Back
  • Of
  • Box

In short, “Bob” is the guy throwing last.

Obviously, the occasional rocking of the “Bob” name is no crime – trash holes are part of the game. And strategically, it’s not always the worst thing in the world to throw last. Depending on the situation, it’s nice to see what everybody else has done off the tee before going for it yourself.

DGPT: Kevin Jones

During tournament play, though?

It’s sketchy footing.

The longer you own the back of the box, the more likely your cardmates are to notice. No, they might not say anything, but secretly, they’re grateful YOU are in your shoes, while THEY are in theirs. Naturally, the more they notice, the greater the pressure you’ll feel to rid yourself of the garbage title. Otherwise, you run the risk of earning the dreaded “Perma-Bob” reputation …

Shame.

Here’s the reality of the situation, though: No matter the division, most of us aren’t competing for tourney takedowns every weekend. As such, late on a Sunday afternoon, with nothing else to play for, middle-of-the-box mediocrity is at least something to keep you mentally engaged

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land amongst the stars.”

– Michael Scott (probably)

Next stop, Rock Hill.

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Taylor Larsen

Taylor Larsen is a staff writer for Green Splatter. He uses disc golf to self-reflect, pondering questions like, "Where the heck did I throw that?" and "What happens if the disc lands on top of the basket?" He resides in Utah with his dog, Banks, who loves to chase frisbees of all sorts.

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