Crowded disc golf courses blow major chunks. It’s one thing to have the course packed with other disc golfers. Even everyday park-goers doing all sorts of different things makes sense.
However, it’s an entirely different kind of beast when every square inch of the course is crawling with pimple-faced dorks who can’t be bothered to unbury their heads from their smartphones.
Such was the state of many disc golf courses back in 2016 when Pokémon GO came out. I don’t know if you remember the “Dark Ages” of disc golf quite as vividly as I do, but it was all but impossible to get in 18 holes in a timely fashion. Again, people as far as the eye could see.
The sudden influx of additional bodies was only half the problem, though. Getting these people’s attention seemingly required divine intervention. Remember: They had cartoons to capture, train and battle with other lonely people. Keen on avoiding manslaughter, this made disc golf tricky.
Thankfully, Pokémon GO has since lost much of its shine.
Things are (relatively) back to normal.
Yes, you’ll still see Poké-people out in the wild. But these days, they’re few and far between. There were some positives to the trend, though. And I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention them.
First, even with their gadgets, greasy hair and immaturity, more people outdoors is never a bad thing – looking at you, LARPers. Secondly, I personally know of people who either 1) discovered disc golf, or 2) got back into it after a years-long hiatus, thanks almost entirely to Pokémon GO. They were walking around anyway, so might as well double-up on the entertainment value.
THAT is logic I can get behind.
I will never stop making fun of Pokémon GO. And if that means losing readers, that’s a consequence I’m prepared to accept. Perhaps there’s a world in which both Pokémon GO and frisbee freaks can coexist. Maybe it’ll take those with a passion for both to bridge the divide.
Until then, stay away.
But while I’ve got you here …
Keep your head on a swivel.
“Fore!”
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Too funny, I have recently seen some larpers having a mock middle-earth sword fight in the fairway at my home course. It was quite the entertaining spectacle. Never noticed the Pokemon go people though thankfully enough. What really stresses me out is not hitting the geese that show up every year in huge flocks and wander the course
Oh, geese are another one …
Those things are nasty, too.
I’d never try and hit one, but they’ve attacked me on a couple of occasions …
So maybe it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. Haha.
LMAO! Don’t worry I’m still Team Green Splatter after this one!
I’ve never played PokemonGO but I also wasn’t disc golfing back then either. Is this a problem you run into regularly in Utah??
Every round?
No, not in the slightest …
I’d say every third or fourth, however, you hit one of these guys.
This is Utah, though …
The land of the dork – and that’s a good thing, BTW.
It’s pretty ironic when a Frisbee guy makes fun of anyone at all and more so when acting as if people throwing frisbees aren’t bigger nerds than those playing games on their phones. #realitycheck
Nerds? Yes.
BIGGER nerds?
Eh …
Agree to disagree.